Vintage Graphics with Funny Captions

We love the classic looks and rockabilly style of the 1950s and 1960s. You can find our vintage, retro-style graphics with funny captions on a variety of products including postcards, mugs, t-shirts, daily planners, journals, recipe binders, aprons, puzzles, magnets, mouse pads, and loads of other gift items. (All items on Zazzle can be personalized for free.)

i can remember all the lyrics to 80s tv shows but not why I came into the kitchen

why some people choose to eat their young

the way to a man's heart is through his fly, fly fishing personalize with river name

stressed is desserts spelled backwards funny vintage graphic of mom, dad and kid in kitchen decorating a cake

poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine - image of vintage style woman coming through door answering phone with her hands full with her purse and groceries. Vintage car seen through the still open door.

it's all fun and games until somebody loses a nut - Vintage graphic of two cute, furry, brown squirrels looking for nuts in a tree

I'll miss that man - vintage graphic of pinup girl in green, sexy dress on the phone - my husband says he'll leav eme if I don't get off the phone. I'll miss that man!

if only men were as satisfying as beer - vintage graphic of beautiful, blond pin up girl surrounded by men holding beer.

i tried to drown my troubles but my mother in law learned to swim - vintage graphic of two women in a lake learning swimming in vintage swimsuits.

i only have a kitchen because it came with the house vintage graphic of a cocktail party, 1950's style dresses, vintage, retro kitchen with funny saying. Perfect for that friend who hates to cook, a bridal shower invitation or house warming gift

I haven't had my coffee yet don't make me kill you - vintage graphic of lovely brunette lady in pink holding teacup with her pinky out - for the coffee lover who can't function without coffee

I can only please one person a day today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either. Vintage graphic with 1950's looking girl on the phone. Funny card or gift for customer service, administrative assistant, anyone that has to work with the public.

That's very nice Ms. Olson. But, I actually said please hold my calls. A steamy vintage graphic with a handsome man on a work site holding his lunchbox, embraced by a gorgeous brunette who may or may not be his secretary. The innuendo and struggle is real.

Gone are the daysof spitting all over your birthday cake and sharing it with friends. Vintage graphic of red head blowing out candles on a birthday cake.

food has replaced sex in my life now i can't even get into my own pants - Vintage graphic of smiling bruentte woman carrying two bags of groceries.

Don't go to bed mad stay up all night plotting revenge - vintage graphic of a couple in bed. He's in striped pajamas on the phone, she's lying next to him in a pink nighty looking less than amused.

do these bloomers make my butt look big - vintage graphic of little girl in vintage underwear at the sink.

I child proofed my house but they keep getting in - vintage graphic of man and woman in a retro kitchen getting ready for some adult fun, with a little child in pajama sneaking in the kitchen door.

At first she missed him then her aim improved - vintage graphic of cowgirl on horse aiming a rifle - dark humor for those difficult breakups

Anosmia - Losing Sense of Smell - vintage graphic of two teens playing the old apple on a string game. Unfortunately, Suzie had eaten garlic bread, deviled eggs, and anchovy pizza for lunch. Luckly Bob had Anosmia.

All the coffee in the world won't make me a morning person - Vintage graphic of flapper style beautriful woman in a feathered hat drinking coffe.

Vintage picture of a woman and man sitting on deck chairs. She's reading a book and he is looking over her shoulder with a funny cation.

ive got a head for business and a bod for working remotely

vintage image of boy with his dog and big fish on a fishing pole with two other fishermen impressed by his catch and a funny caption

Vintage style office with secretaries and mad men style, the ladies love it when he mansplains the day away.mansplaining

Vintage graphic of couple in retro kitchen at the sink, remember when I asked for your opinion me neither

i would give up chocolate but im not a quitter. Vintage look box of assorted chocolates.

Vintage picture graphic of pin up girl on boat dock by a lake in a red bathing suit. If you're talking about me behind my back you're in the perfect position to kiss my behind

Vintage picture of woman doing yoga with funny caption - I'm super flexible, as long as everything is exactly how I want it.

vintage picture of woman in pink at a buffet looking at the desserts while she carries a salad - have a snack or look like a snack, the struggle is real.

Vintage image of woman in green lighting candles for dinner with wine glasses on the table - the candles aren't the only thing getting lit tonight

Vintage picture of pinup girl in white talking to a colorful parrot - dariling, you're a better conversationalist than my last date.

vintage image of girl and boy at the beach behind a sun umbrella sharing a hot dog

vintage picture of blond woman sitting looking sad with a fourth of july sparkler in her hand - he promised her a big bang, but all he had was a little sparkler.

vintage picture of pretty woman holding a beer - I feel a sin coming on

Vintage picture of family in the kitchen preparing Thanksgiving dinner - my secret to the perfect thanksgiving meal, let someone else do all the work.